Momo

my saturday was spent well with the sexy policeman.
pizzahut.swensen's waffle dream.
mummy's mee goreng for dinner at home.
xbox gaming wif mastan till 10.

have a wedding to attend later.
hate weddings.hate crowds.
its really not easy to give fake smiles out the whole afternoon u noe.

XOXO,
4:00:00 PM

how cld i do anything but smile?

happy 25th anniversary to mum n dad.
im currently suffering frm a bloated tummy thanks to a huge feast at east coast.
had fun though with Madah and fatin though.
crazy buggers seriously..

and i tot i was the most "insaniest" person ive ever known.
those girls prove me wrong.
how can u not eat cockles!?!??

well besides that, life has been pretty much the same.
i miss my policeman.
time seems awfully slow when hes in camp.
thank god for all his morning evening & night calls.
cant wait for friday.
only then wld it be possible to kidnap him away frm all
that law studying and live firing shooting shit that he talks abt everyday!

on the other hand, the tot of him holding a gun and aiming at a particular target
ala aaron aziz heartlanders style is rather appealing in a way.
woahhhh..*swoons and drools*

XOXO,
8:30:00 AM

how can any jabroni get married 52 times in his life?
and yet escape happily without getting castrated!?

crazy fella.
crazy women..!
he should thank god he never married my mother.
else he ll walk around dickless after all those marriages done.

XOXO,
6:35:00 AM

cause little smurfs are clever

its confirmed.
i love loadsheets.
i love the course.
i seem to be breezing thru it without any problems at all.
in fact, im having the time of my life.
our daily classes never fails to include a healthy dosage of lame jokes and uncontrollable laughter.

sumhow yanqing 's always getting me into raging fits of laughter.
thanks to all tt amount of talking cock.

rueben, who happens to be the guy teaching us, is the biggest darling on earth.
he's the most patient understanding male ive ever known.
we should all get Husbands like HIM.
he is THE dream husband.

besides rueben,
there's wan.who happens to be very very gay.
its almost disgusting.i hate his slang.
and its obvious tt he has this thing against diploma holders.

then there's desmond.
desmond is our daily entertainment.
nobody likes desmond simple cause he has this impression that he's god.
that he noes everything and he's a walking 24 hours national geographic channel.
sigh.

our daily plan is to run away frm desmond during lunch.
we noe its mean.
but he really bores the shit out frm us.
and he resembles a 15th century imperial eunuch.

with clowns like this,
u cant blame us for going insane.

XOXO,
5:09:00 AM