HIM- a dedication to the Moron that im In love with
The guy can piss me off to the Moon sometimes.
Without a Doubt one of the Most Incorrigible,Frustrating,
not to mention,Moronic Male specimen
I have ever come across in my 19 years of Existence.
The only One who has the Ability to Make me
Pissifying Mad & Hopelessly LoveStruck Smitten At the same time.
There are Moments when i am lost as to how to React to
His Ever nonsensical Antics.
He tempts me to Scream my Lungs out and Punch
the Living shit out of him
and at the same time, Laugh hysterically till i go mad.
Sometimes i just Don Know what to do with Him.
Sometimes i wish he was stranded in Alaska and would never come back.
Whereas MOST of the time, i want him By my side.
At times when i AM with Him,
I would want him out of my way.
Whereas when He DOES go away,
i ll get all sad and lonely and empty.
and everything other Negative adjective in the dictionary.
im also tempted to Kill all lovely dovey Couples that i see anywhere else
when im without Him.
They make me Miss him.
And i dunt like that Happening.
Cause its an Ego Boost for him.
Apart from his other skills,
He is also skillful in making me feel stupid.
We concluded that if i was Caucasian,
i would probably be Blonde cause of my Cold Lame Jokes,
That,by the way never amuses him in one way or another.
BUT we do have our fair share of Intelligent
Debates and Conversations.(occasionally).
He's borish when he wants to.
Yet sensitive when he is in the mood.
He is as unromantic as it gets sometimes.
Yet he ll do the Sweetest Gestures out of the blue(depending on his mood).
i have concluded that he is a walking contradiction right from the start.
and there's no error in that up till today.
He's confusing.
Unpredictable.Weird and aloof.
He's basically the direct opposite of me.
And after all these ponderings,
its funny how i find all these imperfections in a man
so Perfect for me at the end of each day.
Only he Makes and breaks my days.
Ps: No Prizes for guessing who he is.