** Hari Raya N Anak Cik Wahid**
Ok,times passes damn fast.Next thing i knew it its already the 4th day of Hari Raya.*urgh*
First Day was great.Went out with all my gorgeous cousins.Everyone was dressed to kill. Kabir looks exactly like Osama..whereas Zaid looks alittle bit like Bush with the newly dyed brown hair haha..*kiddingz*
Its not easy being the only Cow in a family thats filled up with bollywood lookalike actresses and actors:)..sheesh.
First day
ended got lots of money.Yeay!
Second Day:
Open House...everyone came.Jamm packed.Dad's frens,MUM's siblings(9 of them!),Dad's siblings(6 of them!)..not counting all their offsprings.
*phew* tired like hell.
BUT THEN in the eve, while i was in the room gossipping with Izaah abt the latest scandals happening now,Dad called me n Sis out.
Went out looking like a sri Lankan Maid as usual,only to find this Indian muslim family sitting dwn in my living room.Their dad is supposedly a really close fren of mine.
SOME pakcik whos half bald and has no teeth.BUT wait i aint finish yet...
this supposedly ugly
Pakcik has a son that resembles MADHAVAN(this tamil actor whos absolutely gorgeous in my opinion).Nobrainner and
i nearly Fainted when we saw him..sheesh...Hes absolutely Breathtaking.No words can describe how sweet his smile is.gawd i noe
how Corny and dumb i sound like rite now....I have no idea wat hes name was.Me n my sis left izaah in he room to entertain herself and we sat outside entertaining That Particular family..
This r the
info we have gotten so far:
....
NO name yet..sheesh.
hes 18 ..Taking private Os coz he failed his Maths (yeay!)...lets all pray hard that he passes n lands his ass in nyp..taking ENgineering informatics:)
Staying in Ang Mo Kio..so near!!
Hes dad's malay married an indian muslim woman.That explains his Very indian look.
He has a sister whos 17 (my age)
Another bro who looks like a smaller Version of him.In sec 3 i think.
and another small brother that i didnt really bothered abt.
Mum wasnt helpful at all.She even made the situation worse.Here im giving them my best smile and attempting to be very feminine..she had to say this really loudly
"Takpe boleh lah jadi Menantu cik!"(Nvm lah.can come n become my son in law!)..and the poor guy literally blushed frm his toes to his head i think.i nearly droppped off my chair..sheesh!..and Cik wahid can still say.."kalau lah ade jodoh kan bagus"..(something abt fate bringing us together then it ll be good..not sure how to translate it..)
My sis was luffing her ass off as usual.Sheesh.
i nearly droppped off my chair.
3rd Day:
Dragged daddy n mummy to Uncle Wahids house.(thats the name of "madhavan's" Father.)..haha...my sis wasnt there neither was paradise_jan.i was the only one with my brother the pest.Dad noes my motives and was blabbering all the way abt how he gives up on me..bla bla bla.Kept saying this "Oh kau pakai lawar lawar nak gi jumpe si Madhavan tu kan!!??"(oh..go his house purposely wear nice nice bla bla ) and we both made mum swear to us not to start that embarrasing SON in law story anymore.and all i cld do was smile at my dad who kept on hitting his forehead abt how he cant believe hes doing this.haha....
At Uncle wahid's house: Madhavan lookalike was there as usual.The whole family was there together with this cousin of his tt looks exactly like Mike shinoda..freakky man..well the family was warm as usual.entertaining us all the way.He stood up from where he was sitting to let me have his place..*swoons*He sat right in front me ....and beside me was my dad.who kept looking at the both of us.i wanted to luff at the whole situation and mum was already giggling by herself.sheesh.even Mastan Luffed!..i didnt even opened my mouth.kept looking at the blasted TV some showed entitled Scenario lagi issit...wat the hell..whereas HE was toking to my dad n his dad abt soccer .....(YAWNS)...MUm was talking to his mum...while i kept giving everyone my best smile.I bet his MUM loves me she kept asking me to eat more kuih..i had to stuff myself with more pineapple tarts juz tp please her...sheesh.And everytime uncle wahid glances my way..he gives me this huge smile...:)
i smiled and smiled and smiled untill my mouth hurts...
p.s: heard his mum calling him Zaidi...i think that s his name...didnt hear quite clearly though.
After leaving Uncle wahids place:
Dad: "KINKIN,everytime i toked to him he ll look at u...then everytime he toks to me U ll look at him.U bloody hell give me ur DIPLOMA before u mengatal(FLIRT) with ppl UNDERSTAND!
WITCH:i wasnt LOOking at him.i was watching SCENARIO on tv!!
Dad:Dun lie..i saw u both !!!!..i cant believe this...of all ppl anak si WAHID.
WITCH: where got...rubbish(blushes)
MUM: hhahahahahahaha..i also cant believe this whole thing.
Dad(to mum): u dun give ur daughter too much face ok...i want her to get her DIPLOMA first understand....This guy is worrying me.
WITCH:where got ..... rubbish......
So dad started the car and headed for the next house while i was daydreaming abt Anak cik wahid whom ill prob meet twice a yr..this suck.Dad had this amused look on his face...like he cant believe hes experiencing his 2nd sickening daughter obsessing over his good fren's kid n even allowing it to happen..i DUN normally get obsessed.Cant help it...sheesh.
Sigh Anak wahid Oh anak Wahid....y in de blue hell must u be soo cute...dun mind me ppl...(i juz had to let it out)..
i noe i sound damn bloody corny naive cheesy immature crappy..kiddy...watever else lah......
but Haiz Lets all JUz Hope and Pray for him to land his ass in NYP and get his ASs into engineering Informatics ok!?...
i intend to bring flowers for the next hari raya visit to his house:)..*pukes*...