*Fat Boy Mats n Shaggy*
i went back home today only to find my parents missing.According to Jannah,they went out to get sumthing and a few mins later Dad called me up...asked me whether i wanted
sWensen's Banana Split~!...obviously he got a HELL yeah for a response...so i finally went out after so long of doing skoolwork work and work..so much for going out..sheesh..but nevertheless...the Bananan SpliT was awesome..*sigh*
So after tt,
Me and Jannah were suppose to fetch me Bro frm skool.so we went.Nothing stupid happened till we were walking back home.there's a particular block in my area where all the Old timers usually hang out to chill.We usually call it the "Drunken Apeks Hangout"..but these ppl r r quiter harmless...they dun bother u unless u bother em first.So we had no choice but to walk past them...BUT instead of drunken apeks...what i saw was a HUGE grp of MAT KENTALS,smoking their ass off...and obviously OGling at my Dearest Pretty pretty Cousin,Jannah.She obviously was too embarrassed to say anything...so we juz clicked on ignore....with mastan Blabbering his brains off bt sum of his Twitty dumb frens in skool UNTIL we realised that there were 2 more Mats walking towards us...obviously they were also part of the grp , abt to join their oh so Kentalan frens in their little Get together ceremony.One looked good...whereas the other One was FAT ..:
Slim Mat:(looks at Jannah) WOW~!WOW! WOW~!
Fat Boy slim Mat:FeeeWIIITTTTTT!(while drooling....)
WITCH :(CLICKs on IGNORE....NOn existence Vermins~).Silence...
Jannah:(Rolls eyeballs...)SILENCE
FAT boy slim Mat :(Began Singing with his Hands open and started to shake his bONBONS to his own made Groovy sEXY LADY'S Melody)"HEY SEXY LADYY...HEY SEXY LADYYY~..
::All this While, my darling bro had been yakking continuosly abt wat happened in skool and all till he saw the Fat Boy Mat dancing...That made him completely shutup...well it Made US completely SHUtup..i was Staring at him in disbelief...if i was a REAL WITCH..i wld have Prolly turn him into a TOAD there and then..that wld suit him perfectly...but too bad...
MASTAN: (IN A VERY LOUD AND CLEAR VOICE) "DIAM AH KENTAL" -----meaning Shutup u TWIT..
Fat Boy slim Mat:(while walking past us...got shocked and stopped with Hands on his hIps)APE KENTAL KENTAL AH?!----- meaning Wat twit twit~!?
MASTAN: NENEK KAU KENTAL ---meaning Ur grandma's a TWIT
Fat Boy Slim Mat:NENEK KAU DULU AHH~!..--meaning UR grandma's a TWIT first~!
MASTAN :dIAM AH..AIRPORK AIRPORK AIRPORK AIRPORK AIRPORK AIRPORK...KENTAL..NENEK KAU KENTAL NYER AIRPORK~
----meaning SHUTUP Airpork airpork airpork airpork.....Ur grandma's a TWIT of an AIRPORK....
SHEESH~!
by then me and jannah were already luffing our asses off .even the whole lot of mats were luffing at him.it was so comical...we walking further and further away frm him wif Mastan screaming by my side at him...and him screaming at the other end of the Field ....he was seen still blabbering wif his Hand movements and all when we finally reached our block.This is one of the reasons why i simply juz love my bro so much...Sometimes.....
:::Nevertheless it was fun cing my 10 yr old Kid bro fighting wif a prolly 18 or 19 yr old Airpork ....i hope that Mat didnt cry or sumthing..he sound like he was abt too...and i hope he sleeps well tonite:) thanks to my bro:::