Of Frens and their Testis
If ur down and ur feeling lonely n depressed
and anything else thats negative for that matter,
fret not!
i suggest u log on into ur friendster account and re-read ur testimonials(i shall refer to them as Testis) over n over again.
that shld at least bring u on an ego Boosting trip to the moon or sumthing.
Although half of these "testis" arent even thru in the least bit.
You ll be suprise at the No of people who would do anything for these testis.
I actually have 4 ex skool mates who wrote very very sweet Unbelievable civilized words in their "testis" for me.
which comes to me as a shock,
considering the fact that this same assholes were the ones,
Who got me called up into the Vice Principal's office at tt time just because i scolded vulgarities.
erm at their parents.(ok my fault,how rude.bad kinah)
Mainly because i had the highest votes in running for "best Nemesis/Villain/PainInTheirButts" award at tt time.
Not that i regretted any moment of it.
i just didnt like their faces.pricks.eyesores.Oops.*be nice kinah)
So im suppose to reciprocrate.
Write these assholic Hypocrites more fake testis specially exclusively from me to them wif love..jus cause they wrote me one too.
which brings me back to my theory.
i dunt think all those testis u own in Friendster are written by lovable sincere friends.70% of em are fakies.
so stop smiling to yourself when ur reading them.
half of the time all this idiots juz want more testis to show the world how much everyone loves them..
so fuck it.
dunt smile.
juz stick out ur tongue in front of the monitor.
and say..na-nee na-nee Poo Poo or stick out ur middle finger or sum shit like tt.
trust me.Satisfaction Guaranteed.
im not going for my 8am class.
Instead im sitting on this damn chair toking abt testis n fakies..
and im wondering y in the blue jabronic microscopic orgasmic hell am i toking abt Testis at 8 am in the morning for.
Ive been feeling snappy and angry at the world lately.
i even dreamt of an angry cavemen chasing me around in my own bedroom.(no kidding)
he was god damn ugly and stupid looking.
sheesh im crapping again.
im sorry to those ive been unkind to for the past few days.
im going to try n cheer myself up by eating lots of chocolates aight.
Blame it on the damn Pms.
Auf Wiedesehen!