Kinah Not so enchanted
is it jus me or does everyone else agrees that the chick from ella enchanted is gorgeous?
alright i confess,
i hate looking at pretty girls.
They make me feel like a low lying squirming cockroach.
so much so that sometimes i wish that i could shoot all pretty girls dead right on the spot.
For the Various reasons:
-pretty girls are pretty
-pretty girls get all the attention without trying.
-Most of the pretty girls i know are very WELL endowed with assets.
-Being well endowed means that they can fit into just about anything and whatever they want to without wondering whether they look similar to a 9 year old kid or a 45 year old Hippo.
-Pretty girls dunt even have to study that hard.
(flirt/seduce with the Boss/lecturer/Supervisor/doctor/technician whos in
charge of them.Thats all it takes to reach the top.)
- When you are pretty,all Men want you,Be it fat,skinny,smart ,stupid,square,long or circular..
They ll want you.So theres a simple solution to that,which brings me to my
next point->
-Get a Rich man and you ll be rich too!..Levis/Mango/Gucci/Roxy/Papaya/Valentino/Victoria's Secrets? u name it, you ll get it.*grrr*
-pretty girls gets to act all High and uppity and spit on the rest of us,the cockroaches in school.damn it.
-pretty girls gets to be the first class bitches in school cause EVERYbody wants to be like them.For example->
-If a pretty girl comes to school with a hairstyle which resembles a Beehive, Every other girl in that school would try the hairstyle out the next week or so and thus the beehive hairstyle wld become the next Big fashion statement in school .Even though its as ugly as Shit.
so i therefore curse all you pretty girls out there.
Damnation to hell for all of u assholic pretty creatures out there!
*spits on them*
*steps on them*
*make them bleed and squirm*
okok..i ve gone bonkers already.Ignore me.
Lets Get Retarded!woo!