Sloths
I have a feeling that my supervisor thinks i am slow at understanding things.
He speaks to me in a very slow mannered tone.
and after everything,
he ll give me that weird look as if hes saying "i dunt think u get it"
and ask me out aloud.."do u understand" in a very weird sarcastic manner equipped
with a "i pity u, slow girl" expression plastered on his face
the problem is ..i dunt understand his accent.
The bugger's a Chinese Malaysian
and it aint my fault that he's cursed with a short tongue.
For gods sake,
he pronounces ZERO as CHILO.
And his MSPP is MS-Piss-Piss
and his sentence structure is as horrible
as His Horrendous English Speaking Capabilities.
and he cant expect me to grasp his "Excellent accent"
within 2 working weeks right?
Like Hello..Knock Knock..,
If the idiot wasnt my supervisor,i would have grant him my
"Hello u stupid Short tongue Chinese Malaysian Man
with Horrible-Impossible-To-Understand Accent" Look..
But instead!
i ll jus give him this sheepish "i cant help being BLUR smile"
with a few blur Nods here n there and
pretend that im simply STUPID.
I dunt have a choice..Basket..
The guy will be marking my evaluation form at the end of 3 months.
and Passing n failing is all in his Pathetic Hands!*curses*
and the scum even had the cheek to offer me a SWEET that
Looks very much like a Malaysian Gula-Gula..
maybe its a token of partnership??
maybe its the beginning of a new frendship between dumb blur girl and smart supervisor
with excellent accent.
*curses even more*
But nevertheless dunt get me wrong,
No offence to any of my malaysian Frens!
Not that i have anything against Malaysians in the first place,
I love Kota Tinggi ! and Johor Bahru's Straits Garden Seafood
I Love Sarawak and Pulau Santubung and Tioman!
I even had a crush on one of the Iban warriors i came across in Sarawak!
But but but..
i Hate the fact that this scum thinks im SLOW!
*stamps feet real hard and throws a tantrum*