I was cuddling up with Tiger just awhile ago,
smooching away and all..giving him light horny kisses here and there..
and thinking that i dun need anything else in this world but him
when all of a sudden, he yawned.
YAWNED.in my FACE.in MY FREAKING FACE.
tiger who bites and tears our frenly resident cockroaches in the middle of the night.
tiger who eats just abt anything and everything else in this world.
tiger who can be seen licking his ass after just about everything.
yesh.tiger yawned in my FACE.
and god,
its the smelliest thing i ve smelled since my own shit.