Captain Planet and me
my industrial attachment started today.
It sucks working at such totally UNGlamourous Industrial parks.
Eversince i was a kid,my impression of an Industrial park was
"The place where Captain Planet Finds all his Enemies hiding in"
My supervisor is a lovely man.You cant help but love him.
Thank god for that.
At least he finds my lame jokes funny.
Theres a 45 year old fat woman there by the name of Dorethea who listens to Linkin Park and Outkast.
We call the receptionist the horny woman cause u can hear
her loud voice on the intercom every 5 minutes.
and she sounds horny ALL the time.
and last but not least,
i nearly died today.
why?
Because the company does not have ACCESS to the INTERNET
&*(&(*%&^$%#$@$#!@#$$!!!!!
i spent the whole day staring into white walls and
couting CRIPPLED sheeps at the same time!
%&^^*((&*&(*&*%&^$%&^^&!
and guess what,
ill be doing more of that for the next 59 days which is also
equivalent to 2 million seconds starting from today!
*Falls down DEAD*