What is Marketing
i found this in my email inbox this morning.
It seems that my dear fren Estarino simply has nothing else better to do in his godforsaken Life.
Nevertheless...His definitions couldnt have been More accurate esp when its coming frm a Business Student..
*evilSmiles*
-->You see a gorgeous girl, shakinah at a party.
You go up to her and say, " i am Estar i'm very rich. Marry me!"
That's
Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl, shakinah.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's Estar he's very rich. Marry him."
That's
Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl, shakinah at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm Estar i'm very rich. Marry me."
That's
Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl,shakinah.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm Estar i'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's
Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl,shakinah.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you."
That's
Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl,shakinah at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's
Customer Feedback (you're a bitch)