Parody
If Life cldnt get more hectic for me, i found out yesterday much to my surprise...
That im Made
Bloody Assistant Stage Manager for this year's SIT Voiceout event!!
Thats like second in command next to the Stage Manager....
all of a Sudden im the 2nd most important Woman After Hadirman and The Pride and Joy of EI Ogls..
(according to Nigel)...sheesh....what in the blue hell..
how did i get into all this???
I use to be Yishun secondary skool's
Pride and Joy of the "Slackers Clan"..
My members will bow dwn in shame if they see me like this..
We made fun of all those Skool jockeys and atheletes..
( we use to sit at the top part of de stadium during the trial Runs for Sports day and made fun of the girls when they run...with all those Boobs moving ..sheesh)..Im ashamed of myself.haha.
i joined like
7 clubs in my sec skool life and quit all within a span of 3 weeks...
that includes Netball(i hate the girls),Art club(i hate the ppl in it),
aIR RIFLE(My maths teacher was in charge of it.kept asking me for Overdue HOmework during shooting..i felt like shooting him myself)
NPCC..(i hate the ppl)...etc etc..
i was the 2nd last girl for my skool cross country event in sec 3..
i was the LAST girl for my skool's cross country in sec 4...
and i took pride in those achievements!
i got a freaking f9 for my cca...in sec 4...(y am i not surprise)
For me...Life's great when u go straight home after skool and sleep.
Till now...
My sister the
NObrainner...Has always been the Direct Opposite of me.
she has always been the active participant in skool.
Taking part in sports day and getting Individual champion for 3 yrs straight yada yada..
She was a Loyal member of the NPCC clan..(YUck)..nak cuci choli jerrr...
She got top ten for all the cross country events...
HOw diff can Sisters get?..dunt ask me man....i have no idea.
Nobrainner's Mission in life...for all those who dunt noe..
is to make her younger Sister turn out to be sumthing like her.(IMpossible)
so when the WITCH stepped into Poly..without Further ado..
she virtually Dragged her sister down to Stagearts...by her Hair..
and threatened to diSowned the WITCH if she quits StageArts after 3 weeks.
She then Manipulated the WITCH to take Part in SIT 's events and the club itself..
she Baited the WITCH saying that there ll be a Number of cutie pies in SIT.
and so the Poor WITCH...went for it..after mucch Consideration done.
so After one year in skool...(of doing shitty work given by the seniors and tolerating all those bloody Club politics..)
The WITCH..Much to her own Disgust..finds herself..in a BIG mess.that she cant get out from.Too late...it aint 3 weeks man..its a year.
Bloody hell.
Lab assisting...Managing Theatre Management team...Vice chairman for StageArts orientation..Now Assistant Stage Manager for Voiceout!!..
Munira..u shld have told me this last week!Betrayer!!
Im fucked.
i need a moment.
Im sure Nobrainner is Smiling to herself rite now.
*urgh*