Me,My religous classes and irritating Makciks pissing the living daylights out of myself.
I cant help but blog abt this.No offence to anyone really
Well i went to my usual religious class last nite together wif My sis,Papau and Zahidah.Once there,We always and i mean ALWAYS get to sit in de front row no matter how late we r.I mean the Old timers there juz love and ADore us.Its like..the front row is Specially for the younger grp to come later.Its IMportant to Get the front Row so u dunt have to worry abt the ppl sitting at the back...in front or anywhere else around u.It s juz u and The ustad.
BUt lately Theres been this Group of NEWCOMERS,nw faces,new bunch of makciks whom for 2 weeks CONsecutively came and took our places.Fine ,cant blame them coz in religious classes..its always on a First come first serve basis...Argh blame it on us for being late.Besides that,Everytime u c a makcik looking at u in there,u juz have to Smile.Smile kinah smile.Its only manners.But this makciks..Ignores ur Smile.Returning it wif a Smirk.there was once i TOT i saw an old makcik looking at me and saying.."Haha i got here Firstttt"...sheesh.so ok lah...Besides TT..we have to squeeze our ways into the 3rd Row.And i must say.The space there is SOOO limited even i cant Squeeze my tiny (not there)Bums into it.And u noe y its soooo limited?...coz those unreasonable makciks took up all the space in the world in front.And when i politely asked one to move in front..i repeat Keyword here is POLITELY.she turn and said in a very loud shrill voice "Macam mane Nak Move depan!?>.awak tgk lah!?"...
The next whole paragraph is specially dedicated to this Auntie:(p.s: this is what i wld say to her if we all werent attending a religious class at tt point of time):
U stupid Dingbat! That was such a stupid Question.Obviously u can ask the person in front of u to move what!There was a huge space in FRONT.thats what everyone else does.Stupid piece of lame crack nut.Ur ass is Like the Size of 2 titanics,(ok fine im exaggerating) and u still got the cheek to Place those 2 big melons in the middle and taking up all the space in de world.My cousin had to sit sideways thanks to u last night.Bodoh.Nyanyuk.Juz coz ur there doesnt mean i shld even respect u in the first place u old woman.U have to earn it Urself.So what if ur in religioous classes, i think it juz beats up the whole purpose if ur there and acting likewise.For 2 hours,u practically squeezed us to death at the back.without thinking abt US at all.Incorrigible fool.Nvm abt that..U still got the bloody cheek to "Chop chop" place for ur frens who haven come yet!...hello..u dunt do tt in there..its Taboooo..First come first serve .U dunt Put ur bag there and say ..."Sini takleh duduk"..U dunt Own the Freaking place.U dunt even have the BOOK for the class in de first place.Go get urself a bk first before acting that way.
So yesh besides that FAT donkey,we had to tolerate this Woman at the back who was fanning herself with those Chinese Fans they have here in spore.Like as if theres not enuf Air conditioners in that place.sheesh.Meluat Giler.And this another Old cracknUT sitting at de back of zahidah and asking Zahidah to "Shhhh"!.Nenek pun lagi satu.Gi beli BUku dulu lah.Abih cakap orang bebual kuat.nenek bebual orang Pasir ris boleh dgr ..cakap Banyak.
Again i wld like to repeat that i hope this blog doesnt offend anyone in particular...(mane lerr tahu i have a few makcik Fans out there?..i was juz bloody pissed off with this Bunch last nite.But i guess its juz Cubaaan....but sheesh..takleh tahan seh.....haizz...Next week im gona be the First one to come.I dunt care.Ill be sitting there and Smirking at U MAKCIKS back..Juz u makciks Wait and c.I ll be BACK.