*This blog is dedicated to the most Wonderful companion in my LIFE--->My cat,Tiger*
Tiger turns one today.Aint sure abt when exactly his mum gave birth to him.We took him in on this very day One yr ago...
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Was on my way out one fine fine morning,open the gate and sat dwn there to wear my sandals..out of de blue,This scrawny little creature pop out and started pushing himself against my legs..meowing really loudly asking for food..my first impression was.."what an ugly pathetic little cat"....he was really skinny,ginger in color..and well yellow eyes(not to mention dirty).
Thruout my 17 yrs of existence,we have never allowed any animals into the house(cept for Tommy the tortoise which MUM drowned when i was in pri 4..made me cry buckets.we even gave him a decent burial.)Mum HATES cats.she has this phobia with em..got scratch by one when she was small..pretty much explains it all..so everytime when a cat positions himself/herself outside my door ,MUM ,as cruel as she can be,will juz scare the Cat away with a broom..not exactly hitting it lah..but its enuf to make Cats not come back anymore.She hates it esp when they SHIT or Piss outside my house.its like marking of de territory,They ll be back kinda shit.
So yea..obviously i juz pushed this ugly little creature aside..and went off to skool.Thinking that my mum will shoo it away when she wakes up.Came back 6 hours later..and voila!..De cat was still there.Sleeping underneath my very old bicycle..With mum looking quite exhausted.According to her she chased the dingbat away..but "IT" wldnt budge.kept meowing for food..so yea.Thats where he stayed till mum finally threw me a chiken and told me to pass it to the dingbat...Shocked me out of my wits, i must say.And yeash thats where "IT" placed itself for de next 3 days or so.and yeash that wat i fed "it" for de next 3 days or so.Funny thing was ..he didnt piss or shit outside my house.THAT was how my mum grew fond of "IT".On de third day...Dad confirmed that the "IT" was actually a "HE".
~4th day-Me and Mastan went for a show,met mum and dad after it..and suprise suprise..MUM went into minimarket and bought "Whiskers" for de first time in her life..Sheesh*..Dad nearly fainted.According to her, we must stop feeding "Dol"(short for "DolMat"..that was de first name i gave him,coz he was stupid at tt time)chiken.Coz its unhealthy..bla bla.I must say to make it even more dramatic,it was raining really heavily when we came back.And there he was,Curled up like a Ball shivering his ass off..looking really cute and Pitiful.So yea MUM made the "biggest" decision in her life ..."Bawak DOL masuk lah..Tapi satu hari aje eh..besok dier Kluar balik!" (bring him into the house,but only for today,tomorrow he will be out again!)......
~~But no,he stayed,and stayed and stayed till today.That was the beginning of me having to wake up at 5 in de morning when he bites my hair for FOOD,ME having to clean out his Shit and Piss at 6 in de morning when the toilet stinks and mum screams out my name in full.Made us luff,made us Cry(when he disappeared for 3 days,cried like i lost a husband ..)..,made us mad(when he PEED on my Fav pillow~)..etc etc.Painstakingly made his way into my mum's heart,sumtimes i catch her toking alone wif him in the kitchen..sheesh*..so yeapz..went on Wreaking everything along de way,that includes the cushions,daddy's precious TVset,My bed,The washing Machine,the back of de fridgee.....and wat so have u..not suprisingly..he got away wif everything..and became Part of the family ...Thats when my parents decided to sterilize him when it was time(that was the most horrible part of it)...he was making such a din and leaving markings that smells in de house.)
Oh and by de way,he definitely aint ugly anymore.Reminds me alot of Garfield.The fat lazy cat always sleeping...so we changed his name to "tiger"..dunnoe y also...
and yea MUM got over her fear of cats .
***Tiger has position himself on my lap rite now looking at my fingers while i type and meowing at my face coz hes HUngry...GTg get friskies..Ta!**